{"id":1599,"date":"2025-01-04T02:14:09","date_gmt":"2025-01-04T00:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1599"},"modified":"2025-01-04T02:14:09","modified_gmt":"2025-01-04T00:14:09","slug":"a-male-patient-is-lying-in-bed-in-the-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1599","title":{"rendered":"A Male Patient is Lying in Bed in The Hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.<\/p>\n

A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. \u2018Nurse\u2019, he mumbles, from behind the mask.<\/p>\n

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\u2018Are my testicles black?\u2018Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, \u2018I don\u2019t know, Sir.<\/p>\n

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I\u2019m only here to wash your upper body and feet. \u2018He struggles to ask again, \u2018Nurse, please check.<\/p>\n

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Are my testicles black?\u2019 Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.<\/p>\n

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She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.<\/p>\n

Then, she takes a close look and says, \u2018There\u2019s nothing wrong with them, Sir!\u2019<\/p>\n

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The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: \u2018Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely\u2026\u2026 \u2018Are my test results back?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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