{"id":1544,"date":"2025-01-03T01:51:40","date_gmt":"2025-01-02T23:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1544"},"modified":"2025-01-03T01:51:40","modified_gmt":"2025-01-02T23:51:40","slug":"a-young-extremely-perky-woman-gets-into-an-elevator-with-an-older-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1544","title":{"rendered":"A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man\u2026<\/p>\n<p>The woman smiles broadly and says, \u201cTGIF\u201d!<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The man slowly turns to her and deadpans, \u201cS.h.i.t.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\"><\/div>\n<p>The woman, thinking that he didn\u2019t hear her, slowly repeats \u201cT.G.I.F.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-32\"><\/div>\n<p>He simply responds, \u201cS.h.i.t.\u201d, just as slowly.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-33\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Exasperated, she laughs and says, \u201cTGIF stands for Thank God It\u2019s Friday!, Silly!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man replies, \u201cI know that but Sorry Honey, It\u2019s Thursday.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man\u2026 The woman smiles broadly and says, \u201cTGIF\u201d! The man slowly turns to her and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1545,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1544"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1546,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1544\/revisions\/1546"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}