{"id":1503,"date":"2025-01-02T02:24:16","date_gmt":"2025-01-02T00:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1503"},"modified":"2025-01-02T02:24:16","modified_gmt":"2025-01-02T00:24:16","slug":"a-blind-cowboy-tells-a-blonde-joke-to-a-bar-full-of-blondes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1503","title":{"rendered":"A Blind Cowboy Tells A Blonde Joke To A Bar Full Of Blondes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \u201dHey, you wanna hear a blond joke?<\/p>\n<p>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, Cowboy,<\/p>\n<p>I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.<\/p>\n<p>1. The bartender is a blond girl who\u2019s holding a baseball bat.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p>2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club<\/p>\n<p>.3.I\u2019m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate<\/p>\n<p>.4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p>Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.<\/p>\n<p>Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?\u201dThe blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, \u201cWell hell no, not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1504,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1503"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1505,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1503\/revisions\/1505"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1504"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}