So, my wife managed to crash the car again today.<\/p>\n
When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe was on his phone! Can you believe it?!\u201d she exclaimed. \u201cAnd, to make matters worse, he was sitting there, casually sipping on a can of beer!\u201d<\/p>\n
The officer, trying his best to hold back a smile, took a deep breath, looked her dead in the eye, and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cMa\u2019am\u2026 he can do whatever he wants\u2026 in his own living room.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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