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A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding\u2026<\/p>\n

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Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?<\/p>\n

Officer : Ma\u2019am, you were speeding.<\/p>\n

Older Woman: Oh, I see.<\/p>\n

Officer : Can I see your license please?<\/p>\n

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Older Woman: I\u2019d give it to you but I don\u2019t have one.<\/p>\n

Officer : Don\u2019t have one?<\/p>\n

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.<\/p>\n

Officer : I see\u2026Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.<\/p>\n

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Older Woman: I can\u2019t do that.<\/p>\n

Officer : Why not?<\/p>\n

Older Woman: I stole this car.<\/p>\n

Officer : Stole it?<\/p>\n

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.<\/p>\n

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Officer : You what?<\/p>\n

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.<\/p>\n

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.<\/p>\n

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Officer 2: Ma\u2019am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.<\/p>\n

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?<\/p>\n

Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.<\/p>\n

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?<\/p>\n

Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.<\/p>\n

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.<\/p>\n

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Officer2: Is this your car, ma\u2019am?<\/p>\n

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.<\/p>\n

Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.<\/p>\n

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.<\/p>\n

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.<\/p>\n

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Officer2 : Thank you ma\u2019am, one of my officers told me you didn\u2019t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.<\/p>\n

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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