{"id":138,"date":"2024-11-08T21:38:57","date_gmt":"2024-11-08T19:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=138"},"modified":"2024-11-08T21:44:51","modified_gmt":"2024-11-08T19:44:51","slug":"three-brothers-get-married-things-dont-go-to-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"Three Brothers Get Married \u2013 Things Don\u2019t Go To Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her:<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.\u201d<\/p>\n
He didn\u2019t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen I get back from work, I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table.\u201d<\/p>\n
On the first day he didn\u2019t see anything, and not on the second or third day either.<\/p>\n
On the fourth day he could see a little bit with his left eye, and had just enough mobility in his right hand to make himself a sandwich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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