{"id":138,"date":"2024-11-08T21:38:57","date_gmt":"2024-11-08T19:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=138"},"modified":"2024-11-08T21:44:51","modified_gmt":"2024-11-08T19:44:51","slug":"three-brothers-get-married-things-dont-go-to-plan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"Three Brothers Get Married \u2013 Things Don\u2019t Go To Plan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He didn\u2019t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11165\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11165\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6d5b3a e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"c6d5b3a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5dc27e8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"5dc27e8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538834\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The second brother married a woman from Dallas, and said to her:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen I get back from work, I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On the first day he didn\u2019t see any changes, and not on the second day either, but on the third day it was as he had asked.<\/p>\n<p>The third brother married a woman from Detroit, and said to her:<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1538832\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cWhen I get back from work, I want the house to be clean, the laundry done, and have food ready on the table.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>On the first day he didn\u2019t see anything, and not on the second or third day either.<\/p>\n<p>On the fourth day he could see a little bit with his left eye, and had just enough mobility in his right hand to make himself a sandwich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: \u201cWhen I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":141,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":140,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions\/140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}