{"id":1305,"date":"2024-12-29T18:14:45","date_gmt":"2024-12-29T16:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1305"},"modified":"2024-12-29T18:14:45","modified_gmt":"2024-12-29T16:14:45","slug":"an-elderly-woman-had-just-come-back-home-after-an-evening-at-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1305","title":{"rendered":"An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-23\"><\/div>\n<p>She caught him red-handed, trying to make off with her valuables, and shouted, \u201cStop! Acts 2:38!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cRepent and be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\">\n<div id=\"usa-people.com_responsive_2\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The burglar froze in place. Calmly, the woman called the police and told them what had happened. When the officer arrived and started to cuff the man, he asked, \u201cWhy did you freeze like that? All she did was shout a Bible verse at you.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-32\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cBible verse?\u201d the burglar replied. \u201cI thought she said she had an ax and two .38s!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly woman had just come back home after an evening at Church when she was startled by a burglar. She caught him red-handed, trying to make&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1306,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1305"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1307,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305\/revisions\/1307"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}