{"id":114,"date":"2024-11-08T03:12:38","date_gmt":"2024-11-08T01:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=114"},"modified":"2024-11-08T03:12:38","modified_gmt":"2024-11-08T01:12:38","slug":"joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the DAY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The maid asked her boss\u2019s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.<\/p>\n<p>The wife asked, \u201cNow, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>Helen: \u201cThere are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Helen: \u201cThe second reason is that I am a better cook than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cWho said that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Helen: \u201cYour husband.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cOh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Helen: \u201cThe third reason is that I am a better lover than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cDid my husband say that as well?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Helen: \u201cNo, the gardener did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cSo, how much do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The maid asked her boss\u2019s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, \u201cNow, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions\/116"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}