{"id":1044,"date":"2024-12-24T20:34:17","date_gmt":"2024-12-24T18:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1044"},"modified":"2024-12-24T20:34:17","modified_gmt":"2024-12-24T18:34:17","slug":"funny-a-blonde-is-swimming-in-a-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/noa24.press\/?p=1044","title":{"rendered":"Funny: A blonde is swimming in a river."},"content":{"rendered":"

A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d<\/p>\n

She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The man asks, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a washing machine?\u201d<\/p>\n

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The blonde says, \u201cI tried that, but it was too dizzy.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d The man asks, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1045,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t